jewparadise:

is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato

Why should Renly just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Renly? Hm? I’m just as cute as Renly, right? I’m just as smart as Renly. People totally like me just as much as they like Renly! And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Huh? because that’s not what Westeros is about! We should totally just stab Renly!

Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?