I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
me to me (via gnarly)
is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
when my mum scolds me
FLY, YOU FOOLS.
Why should Renly just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Renly? Hm? I’m just as cute as Renly, right? I’m just as smart as Renly. People totally like me just as much as they like Renly! And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Huh? because that’s not what Westeros is about! We should totally just stab Renly!
Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)
- nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
- pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?