Why should Renly just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Renly? Hm? I’m just as cute as Renly, right? I’m just as smart as Renly. People totally like me just as much as they like Renly! And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Huh? because that’s not what Westeros is about! We should totally just stab Renly!

Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper